Monday, December 22, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
The Big Beautiful Wonder Woman Blog
Like your Amazon Princesses with more meat on their bones and some junk in the trunk? Check out this collection of fan-drawn curvacious Wonder Woman art, some of whom are quite hot -- and some who are downright hilarious.
Saturday, November 01, 2008
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Election 2008: The real Republican campaign ad
[Editor's Note: Seriously, this was my first thought when the Repubs veep candidate was brought out. So I photoshopped 'em a new campaign ad. Feel free to spread it around if you like.]
Lesbian Movie
Sure it's an ad for some website, but it's worth the watch. A real, heart-felt tear jerker. Must be the soundtrack.
Monday, September 22, 2008
It's an LNews Linkapalooza!
Just got back from vacation with a suitcase full of T-shirts and shotglasses, none of them tasteful. And of course, there's plenty of tasteless humor links for you, gathered from the fringes of the intarwebs. Behold!
Lesbian: The Uncyclopedia definition
Ever toyed with the idea of sculpting your shrubbery, but didn't want to end up with a badly-scratched muffin? Here's a site that lets you practice hedge-trimming safely -- and you can save your art and email it to your beloved.
Tired of knitting sweaters for your loved ones? Think outside the box and make a really different tissue cozy.
Four women share a magical bra that leads them on a voyage of self-discovery.
Crap up your MySpace page with graphics from the "What Kind of Lesbian Are You?" quiz
Monday, September 08, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Friday, August 08, 2008
The Lesbian Game: A Word Quiz
A cute with an adorable accent and a passion for words explores the origins of the word "lesbian."
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
To Hell With Guitar Hero
Oh sure, you can shred and wail. Blah. Blah. Blah. But c'mon. You're not gonna be in a band. You may, however, find yourself faced with something that requires helluva lot more expertise -- and a bigger payoff. Forget Guitar Hero. Meet Vagina Hero! Note: The control unit is very complicated, but you expected that, didn't you?
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
Funny -- And With Great Legs, Too!
Who doesn't love a nice set of gams? This gang of Russian office gals sets the standard for synchronized office swimming to a bouncy little tune. Look out for sharks!
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Be Ready for Worldwide Pride!
How to say "I'm a Lesbian" in a variety of different languages, including Klingon.
Afrikaans: Ek is lesbies.
Albanian: Jam lesbike.
Basque: Lesbiana naiz.
Bulgarian: Az sym lezbijka.
Catalan: Sóc lesbiana.
Chinese, Mandarin: tóng xìng lià n.
Croatian: Ja sam lezbijka.
Dutch: Ik ben lesbies or Ik ben lesbisch.
Esperanto: Mi estas lesbanino.
Estonian: Olen lesbi.
Finnish: Mä oon lesbo. (colloquial)
Minä olen lesbolainen. (formal)
Franglaish: Mé e lesbien.
French: Je suis lesbienne.
German: Ich bin lesbisch.
Greek, Modern: Eimai lesvia.
Hebrew: Ani lesbit.
Hungarian: Leszbikus vagyok.
Icelandic: Ég er lesbÃa.
Indonesian: Saya lesbi.
Irish: Is leispiach mé.
Japanese: Watashi wa rezu yo.
Klingon: be'pu' vIparHa'
Korean: Chon lesbian indaeyo. (colloquial)
Chonin lesbian imnida. (formal)
Latin: Tribas sum.
Lojban: .i mi mitpavycinglenim
Malay: Awak lesbian.
Norwegian, Bokmål: Jeg er lesbisk.
Norwegian, Nynorsk: Eg er lesbisk.
Polish: Jestem lesbijkÄ.
Portuguese: Eu sou lésbica.
Romanian: Sunt lesbianã. Sunt lesbi.
Russian: Ya lezbiyanka.
Scots Gaelic: Is leisbeach a th' annam.
Spanish: Soy lesbiana.
Swahili: Mimi ni msagaji.
Swedish: Jag är lesbisk.
Tagalog: Tomboy ako.
Thai: Di chan phen lesbian.
Toki Pona: mi olin e meli.
Turkish: Ben lezbiyenim.
Welsh: Dw i'n hoyw.
Sunday, June 01, 2008
Why I Like Being a Lesbian
Link After doing time in a straight marriage, Julie Phineas is now happily coupled with a woman -- and loving it! She's compiled a great list of the benefits of being a lesbian, one of which is the joy of sharing: "For example say I am tired of the scent of my body spray… I still have her collection of body sprays to choose from! We can choose from each others hair accessories, lotions, jewelry, and sometimes clothes and shoes fit the both of us and we can share. This did not happen when I was in a straight marriage!"
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Saturday, May 03, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Candy So Rude We Won't Show a Pic
Actually, we're just laughing too hard to post a pic of theselascivious lollies. Perfect for refreshing your memory or stepping up your recruiting efforts at the grade school level.
Sunday, April 06, 2008
Haunted Lesbian Sorority
Link Two meddlesome ghosts try to get the hot chick residents to engage in grrl-grrl action. Sarah Silverman, Jack Black and Conan O'Brien had a hand in this hiliarous video and it shows!
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Create a Desktop Strip Club!
Living in a titty-bar-less town? Too much testosterone floating around the local men's club? Make your own naughty grrlie bar with a USB-powered pole dancer! Already banned from exclusive stores in the UK, you can Google up more than a few websites selling this tacky little gem.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
It's Never Too Late to Send Your Love - Cheap.
Make your own and email your amor at the link below: http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/compose/romanticintent
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Valentine's Day: It's Like a Box of Chocolates
We've featured an ad here for "Vulva" cologne, but it you want to smell like a specific woman's vaginal area, there's always Rosie O'Donnell and her signature scent. Check it out -- before Rosie and her lawyers find it!
Feeling down on your cash, but still want to get your love across? Send her a candy heart with your personalized message.
Rolling in the dough and want to give a creative gift? InventorSpot has a lovely list of Unusual Gifts for Valentine's Day You might wanna reconsider their first choice, though. That's too much togetherness.
Dating an overly-cerebral chick? Woo her the complicated way by sending her Scientific American's overly-detailed analysis of Why We Kiss. And then click on the new LNews Erotica link.
Alone for Valentine's Day? Hah! Not in the Age of the Internet. Just pick your favorite babe from the stable, dress her up in lingerie and have her model it for you atKnickerpicker. You'll like the "Come Closer" mode. We promise.
Monday, February 04, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
That's Tellin' 'Em!
Found this gem of a response on Best of Craigslist, where the "Women Seeking Women" ads are often plagued with guys hoping to set up a threesome.
Bi curious? I can help … - w4w
Looking for your first time? I'm a good looking, slim, blonde, femme lesbian and I'm ready to help! I'll even let your husband/boyfriend watch...
when my self esteem tanks to the extent that Im willing to bastardize my own soul and orientation, cheapen the most beautiful expression of love two people can share, scar my psyche, and exploit the community I hold dear. Yep, when that time comes Ill be totally ready to help you pathetic bored housewives explore your 'bi curious' side. I'll even get on board when you are not interested in pussy at all, but instead are attempting to display sexual open-mindedness in your sad attempt to hold on to the skank you call a man.
In the meantime, do you mind leaving me alone? You could start by staying off internet boards dedicated to women who love women. Oh, and do you mind not
showing up at my bars? You may have noticed how most gays welcome and enjoy our straight friends at gay clubs. They are the men and women included in our dances, drink-rounds, conversation, and laughter. You, in the corner, looking sleezy, we ignore. Make no mistake, you are not invisible, we see you, we know what you are trying to do. we are ignoring you. Sometimes the laughter is about you.
So, when I, or any other lesbian are ready, we'll let you know. Oh, and by the way, when that time comes, I hope you and your man are ready to get fisted
to my elbow because although I look like a lady, I'll take your tonsils out, the hard way.
• Location: San Diego
Bi curious? I can help … - w4w
Looking for your first time? I'm a good looking, slim, blonde, femme lesbian and I'm ready to help! I'll even let your husband/boyfriend watch...
when my self esteem tanks to the extent that Im willing to bastardize my own soul and orientation, cheapen the most beautiful expression of love two people can share, scar my psyche, and exploit the community I hold dear. Yep, when that time comes Ill be totally ready to help you pathetic bored housewives explore your 'bi curious' side. I'll even get on board when you are not interested in pussy at all, but instead are attempting to display sexual open-mindedness in your sad attempt to hold on to the skank you call a man.
In the meantime, do you mind leaving me alone? You could start by staying off internet boards dedicated to women who love women. Oh, and do you mind not
showing up at my bars? You may have noticed how most gays welcome and enjoy our straight friends at gay clubs. They are the men and women included in our dances, drink-rounds, conversation, and laughter. You, in the corner, looking sleezy, we ignore. Make no mistake, you are not invisible, we see you, we know what you are trying to do. we are ignoring you. Sometimes the laughter is about you.
So, when I, or any other lesbian are ready, we'll let you know. Oh, and by the way, when that time comes, I hope you and your man are ready to get fisted
to my elbow because although I look like a lady, I'll take your tonsils out, the hard way.
• Location: San Diego
Saturday, January 12, 2008
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