Monday, February 25, 2008

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Valentine's Day: It's Like a Box of Chocolates

We've featured an ad here for "Vulva" cologne, but it you want to smell like a specific woman's vaginal area, there's always Rosie O'Donnell and her signature scent. Check it out -- before Rosie and her lawyers find it!

Feeling down on your cash, but still want to get your love across? Send her a candy heart with your personalized message.

Rolling in the dough and want to give a creative gift? InventorSpot has a lovely list of Unusual Gifts for Valentine's Day You might wanna reconsider their first choice, though. That's too much togetherness.

Dating an overly-cerebral chick? Woo her the complicated way by sending her Scientific American's overly-detailed analysis of Why We Kiss. And then click on the new LNews Erotica link.

Alone for Valentine's Day? Hah! Not in the Age of the Internet. Just pick your favorite babe from the stable, dress her up in lingerie and have her model it for you atKnickerpicker. You'll like the "Come Closer" mode. We promise.