tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-143700622024-03-19T14:14:33.135-07:00LNews: HumorJokes, Amusing Pix & Silly Stuff for LesbiansLNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.comBlogger138125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-20451029229352857352009-06-01T17:36:00.000-07:002009-06-01T17:40:06.180-07:00Nice pair of boobies, eh?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWp5YA8dRoEly_pe-zUX4qxq5s4pl7sY1Nm_BqyW2DQdWcAxtoVwVG0DAreix-qSWtyBAxRPEnNH8gfNw9av-5NU3SXOnfRLAaGIG5Ro6L565boNdUo7gGCJ5URJ0j3u7d6f-lVw/s1600-h/boobies.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 316px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWp5YA8dRoEly_pe-zUX4qxq5s4pl7sY1Nm_BqyW2DQdWcAxtoVwVG0DAreix-qSWtyBAxRPEnNH8gfNw9av-5NU3SXOnfRLAaGIG5Ro6L565boNdUo7gGCJ5URJ0j3u7d6f-lVw/s400/boobies.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342522847584407714" /></a><br /><br />You can tell they're natural because one is slightly larger than the other.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-56505697545855551772009-05-11T13:10:00.000-07:002009-05-11T13:13:12.434-07:00Wanda Sykes Slays 'Em At The White House<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpzzFMnLUsmNiF67FL-HMnZZEWLFoCuGoFXHz7oOMPiACRXFGgcg7Zh2y3eI965aB6elD8-SvNl9jA68VaWPOu-dVh7DzFZH2UjD24IfM28sNtIb1WjIXWiYAEXckwr75gm9Vnkw/s1600-h/wanda+sykes.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpzzFMnLUsmNiF67FL-HMnZZEWLFoCuGoFXHz7oOMPiACRXFGgcg7Zh2y3eI965aB6elD8-SvNl9jA68VaWPOu-dVh7DzFZH2UjD24IfM28sNtIb1WjIXWiYAEXckwr75gm9Vnkw/s400/wanda+sykes.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334661913647252930" /></a><br />Give her an inch, and she'll keep you laughing the whole mile. Wanda Sykes is now the first out lesbian to perform at a White House Press Correspondents Dinner, and we're glad she's family. A really, really funny member of the family. Catch the whole performance <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/09/wanda-sykes-video-of-whit_n_201280.html">here</a>.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-89412071445877575532009-05-11T13:06:00.000-07:002009-05-11T13:09:22.644-07:00Thank You For Your Support<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhopU7LOiD47CUWk-ZebxxT7CmPioGpPeT0Xn-2__8-cqCeCBaDjqgI_wN3gWcBEAtFhAoforhCQl_z8kV5evyqcMo9iUKCKAsjABMnBwF5nHf2pVZ5zpKEzZ3RFDYH3xQvWj00Kw/s1600-h/bra.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 328px; height: 287px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhopU7LOiD47CUWk-ZebxxT7CmPioGpPeT0Xn-2__8-cqCeCBaDjqgI_wN3gWcBEAtFhAoforhCQl_z8kV5evyqcMo9iUKCKAsjABMnBwF5nHf2pVZ5zpKEzZ3RFDYH3xQvWj00Kw/s400/bra.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334661004968534706" /></a><br />And the highly humorous computer animated "science" behind the "Bounce-O-Meter" section that lets you create a prototype and see it in action on this <a href="http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html">sports bra ad</a>. Boobies. Heh.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-40869121310711815932009-05-11T13:05:00.000-07:002009-05-11T13:06:06.277-07:00Sing It With Us! "F-U"<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tuDJmVkPYpw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tuDJmVkPYpw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-80785471421063688802009-05-11T13:04:00.001-07:002009-05-11T13:04:38.698-07:00Portia De Rossi Apologizes to Prop 8 Supporters<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMLV3jPQW44&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMLV3jPQW44&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-44549292420743149592009-05-11T12:51:00.000-07:002009-05-11T13:03:25.072-07:00Tasteful Giving: More Gifts to Make Her Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEvYw3-wY-90PQ9miZe7GxQ2vIrrOFjeDIikBtHA5aJme8E-3rte4MjR0HyO79HA7hweb1YjjhC8hWSiL0IKFRBmucrSKAgzN9na0Jak26k5kQ057RTdHHohFc2DCiqWg835ReeQ/s1600-h/women_gifts.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 255px; height: 395px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEvYw3-wY-90PQ9miZe7GxQ2vIrrOFjeDIikBtHA5aJme8E-3rte4MjR0HyO79HA7hweb1YjjhC8hWSiL0IKFRBmucrSKAgzN9na0Jak26k5kQ057RTdHHohFc2DCiqWg835ReeQ/s400/women_gifts.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334659403291338978" /></a><br />Why wait for a special occasion to get your sweetie a little something? Make any day a holiday with some of these lovely prezzies!<br /><br />If she's trying to quit smoking, she'll need something to satisfy that oral fixation. Why not try a pacifier? Besides, <a href="http://www.prankplace.com/Product.aspx?pid=527&catid=1">this one</a> lights up! <br /><br />Tired of trying to find your way around in the dark? Here's <a href="http://www.playazon.com/fashion/merkin_light.html">another light up giftie</a>, and it's something she can wear proudly under even the stuffiest of Power Lesbian biz suits. <br /><br />Maybe she wants a little lesbian of her own to play with? Perhaps her Barbie Townhouse is not complete without a sexy housebutch? She needs a <a href="http://www.dykedolls.com/site/index.htm">Bobbie Doll</a>!<br /><br />Or you may be that couple that insists on "handmade, personal gifts" only. Well, you can't get more handmade or personal than <a href="http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/thigh/">these</a>. Besides, you know that damn thing's just been gathering dust since you bought it at the yard sale three years ago.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-54145144047419259272009-03-08T17:11:00.000-07:002009-03-08T17:15:50.594-07:00What New Year's Resolution? It's Snack Time!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPj8M-6a-5PCKW20b2NCdHPA7fmRDDmNw6yi2Rt-whsPAMkdUqSTI4F13LYTPp6vXg-DebNG9ZJCs89jDpwvRw-EGfmOKHTYiQRi5Vrhr06j2fMiGDI1SVuUeXON4ft8xue4al8g/s1600-h/muffe.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPj8M-6a-5PCKW20b2NCdHPA7fmRDDmNw6yi2Rt-whsPAMkdUqSTI4F13LYTPp6vXg-DebNG9ZJCs89jDpwvRw-EGfmOKHTYiQRi5Vrhr06j2fMiGDI1SVuUeXON4ft8xue4al8g/s400/muffe.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310974833037356194" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhef-tkUGXH_ZzsosYrVYfElSmeD_gY5paCKeDK9vNTluqAvRl2LIX2aiqxEDuQPD_QAZ8FQj2FauaesoRKBNQK7A-FdiQ0zfuYnhdP8U2liQUM8i64WhyphenhyphenL4yJIM5L3dtSIJj9ARw/s1600-h/fingermarie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 145px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhef-tkUGXH_ZzsosYrVYfElSmeD_gY5paCKeDK9vNTluqAvRl2LIX2aiqxEDuQPD_QAZ8FQj2FauaesoRKBNQK7A-FdiQ0zfuYnhdP8U2liQUM8i64WhyphenhyphenL4yJIM5L3dtSIJj9ARw/s400/fingermarie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310974749899783010" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDa1r7b3s_jxTRs02l_orin2Iiod5HaPB2ZaHfrH4hcqdTJZZcqHhUSPO3q5cmC1_GC6XXta2t-RDtZkOlG_1v0otHOZZX-NE1aPQt8l4c92nUtY6mY0500ua2R3hBo5vMexl09Q/s1600-h/Jussipussi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 246px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDa1r7b3s_jxTRs02l_orin2Iiod5HaPB2ZaHfrH4hcqdTJZZcqHhUSPO3q5cmC1_GC6XXta2t-RDtZkOlG_1v0otHOZZX-NE1aPQt8l4c92nUtY6mY0500ua2R3hBo5vMexl09Q/s400/Jussipussi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310974637734700690" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPp5OOi73bf6pKhsoJG7_srjc3jcO0-XVUH_pjYmSzk0PfS1N0EzVkv4d4a8fhWvIXvfa8l6UFMhpzHucJoK-S0frx-sA6ZdVRHr7H0-2JqYz93jojbc_VpkUIs2HG4I5Qky7cVA/s1600-h/megapussi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPp5OOi73bf6pKhsoJG7_srjc3jcO0-XVUH_pjYmSzk0PfS1N0EzVkv4d4a8fhWvIXvfa8l6UFMhpzHucJoK-S0frx-sA6ZdVRHr7H0-2JqYz93jojbc_VpkUIs2HG4I5Qky7cVA/s400/megapussi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310974539120370098" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiapQ6ruEQS_CvuaApi3eGMMSoQQSYNeY2A5zZP4j2pSLGJWRzHy76CpuAWdtnPRToRzEdQEprZrvVxK3ODYq2KHorJt77DvarPvUc1rsTNF5zzfn7ycENI0OycT6GotG9tdsYglg/s1600-h/vergina.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 210px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiapQ6ruEQS_CvuaApi3eGMMSoQQSYNeY2A5zZP4j2pSLGJWRzHy76CpuAWdtnPRToRzEdQEprZrvVxK3ODYq2KHorJt77DvarPvUc1rsTNF5zzfn7ycENI0OycT6GotG9tdsYglg/s400/vergina.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310974411460306130" /></a>LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-11514859967973400792009-02-24T22:33:00.001-08:002009-02-24T23:07:49.661-08:00You May Have Given the Wrong Valentine's Day Gift<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhr6qc75zlO74FHE5tFSlMXCPTkGniVNs5YDFEssSYD2kG2jsdx2MWSa-WkvWhSTldoosYZbid3GlcTg3Dq_659iqECA1ruzVpMCG8T6QFqu454IThr42yWChvZmoxh_jHGAyaFVw/s1600-h/dog+poo+i+heart+u.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 254px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhr6qc75zlO74FHE5tFSlMXCPTkGniVNs5YDFEssSYD2kG2jsdx2MWSa-WkvWhSTldoosYZbid3GlcTg3Dq_659iqECA1ruzVpMCG8T6QFqu454IThr42yWChvZmoxh_jHGAyaFVw/s400/dog+poo+i+heart+u.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306627554819797746" /></a><br />Have you noticed a distinct lackanookie in your household since February 14th? It may be due to the totally inappropriate gift you gave your sweetheart for Valentine's Day. <br /><br />Sure, she was nice about it and all, but the Slot Machine of Love has not been spewing quarters at you lately, and these gifts might be why. Here's what your inappropriate gift says about you: <br /><br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1082707/Outrage-chastity-belt-lingerie-fitted-GPS-tracking-system.html">Chastity Belt with GPS Tracking:</a> This says you're the "Stalkery Type" who won't take "I'm at my Mom's house, helping her deal with the side effects of chemo, dammit!" for an answer. You want to know exactly where she and her cooze are at all times. It's a little too...clingy. Might want to trade that in for something less... scary. Your parole officer would agree. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=17657">The Chocolate Scale:</a> Oh, it's not a scale to weigh your chocolate. It's a scale she can weigh her fat ass on every day of her life until she loses that extra weight she picked up at Mich Fest, isn't it? Or maybe it'll remind her of all those calories she ingested every time she took a bite of that funnel cake at the last Pride while your svelte vegan ass was starving for anything that wasn't guaranteed to be animal product-free? Nice going, moron. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.greenmuze.com/green-your/celebrations/796-elephant-poo-roses.html"><br />Elephant Poo Paper Roses:</a> Just because she drives a Prius doesn't mean she's going to go all green-gaga over this 'earth-friendly' gift. For gawd's sake, you just literally gave her sh*t for Valentine's Day! Because it was classier than giving her an "<a href="http://www.brownfido.com/product_3.html">I Luv U" message made of fake dog crap? <br /></a> What a charmer you are. Not. Totally not. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?itemdescription=true&itemCount=60&startValue=1&selectedProductColor=&sortby=&id=15890346&parentid=A_ENT_VALENTINE&sortProperties=&navCount=75&navAction=poppushpush&color=&pushId=A_ENT_VALENTINE&popId=APARTMENT_FURNISH&prepushId="><br />The Kiss-O-Meter:</a> Remember those old carnival/arcade thingies where you grabbed some handle that'd tell you (in red flashing lights, no less!) what a good kisser you were? Well, this ain't it. The Kiss-O-Meter is a personal halitosis warning system so you don't accidentally inflict your stinking breath on a kiss you're aiming at some one. This sends a message, alrighty. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.wiserep.com/productDetails.php?id=5769">The TwoDaLoo</a>: Sure, she'd love to have a really unique iPod docking station with a built in LCD tv, but this isn't it. In fact, this is right up there with the Uhaul you showed up with on your second date. It's too much togetherness. Way too much. <br /><br />Oh we could go on for days, but you've probably already received something oddly inappropriate for VD. Feel free to dish the dirt on that horrendous gift, with complete anonymity, in the comments.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-7631436813355981092009-02-17T18:46:00.000-08:002009-02-17T18:51:54.538-08:00Post Valentine's Day Thoughts: Things That Suck About Being Single<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxqCTS-6MZh8gkoAlJiA3WlnpDq4k2sS6WcnMvPgMUI9p6p4__RBdr6NZyXMCrnCWIKL6LaoH5F1zwFJOeUCLT5ELlVCdtgOa6tr7BRcD31VCPwbUlSh8CF2QT-0bTvWcS-6xjdw/s1600-h/bush+memorial.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 352px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxqCTS-6MZh8gkoAlJiA3WlnpDq4k2sS6WcnMvPgMUI9p6p4__RBdr6NZyXMCrnCWIKL6LaoH5F1zwFJOeUCLT5ELlVCdtgOa6tr7BRcD31VCPwbUlSh8CF2QT-0bTvWcS-6xjdw/s400/bush+memorial.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303964476016858930" /></a><br />When we first stumbled on this list, we (who cannot legally be married to the person of our choice unless we live in Massachusetts or Connecticut), we immediately realized that it's not about being single as much as it is about: <br /><br />"<a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17063_5-reasons-being-single-sucks-even-more-than-you-thought.html">What Sucks About Being Unable to Get Married (if that's what you want)</a>"LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-29601483522443356222009-02-17T18:37:00.000-08:002009-02-17T18:45:06.687-08:00Marketing 101: Get Their Attention<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiVWa0tmhbZ_ey1INqxu_S2nzkJ_aZ9NMrfbPxRqAFum1nhW-yedY7f4L5d0yJ8LKL8W-V5djkYX38QgMQ5AtuT1oMKLGmR1G_R7vU5Tzn0D7MKQaDaVq1xdScdQ4J3jL5U2vmyg/s1600-h/kitten_and_puppy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiVWa0tmhbZ_ey1INqxu_S2nzkJ_aZ9NMrfbPxRqAFum1nhW-yedY7f4L5d0yJ8LKL8W-V5djkYX38QgMQ5AtuT1oMKLGmR1G_R7vU5Tzn0D7MKQaDaVq1xdScdQ4J3jL5U2vmyg/s400/kitten_and_puppy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303962771326760386" /></a><br />Remember that Pets.com site where you could buy all kinds of pet stuff online and have it delivered to your door? And how it went under quickly when people realized it cost $50 to ship a $25 bag of dog food? Yeah. It's now a bland, generic <a href="http://www.pets.com/">pet info site</a> owned by PetSmart. <br /><br />So anyway, brick and mortar pet stores are still around, and competing for business just like everybody else. But we're willing to bet you haven't seen your local pet store advertising like <a href="http://www.thedaily.com.au/news/2009/feb/11/risque-pet-shop-sign/">this bunch</a> does in Australia, in a NSFW kinda way.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-90536637389668529142009-02-17T18:31:00.000-08:002009-02-17T18:36:26.194-08:00Catfights and Cologne<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPmnOb9xziWrgv0u0B6xQK38lqeNaWHm4psJKeI1_2qBegg1HO_T_WKdllViztL0UUpv4vCda9tZWQ8EpDpaIQK7LAtfzdikNGP9Ap0xO5zXYPlvFdc0QQ-Hlv3fuEu5PyIjxpSA/s1600-h/Polanski-Greed-Vezzoli-3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPmnOb9xziWrgv0u0B6xQK38lqeNaWHm4psJKeI1_2qBegg1HO_T_WKdllViztL0UUpv4vCda9tZWQ8EpDpaIQK7LAtfzdikNGP9Ap0xO5zXYPlvFdc0QQ-Hlv3fuEu5PyIjxpSA/s400/Polanski-Greed-Vezzoli-3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303960536035242642" /></a><br />Ever wonder what a perfume commercial would look like if Roman Polanski directed it? And it featured a catfight between Natalie Portman and Michelle Williams? After they'd cuddled a bit in a non-vaguely lesbianific way? <br /><br />We smelled humor. Now you can smell "<a href="http://dazeddigital.com/Fashion/article/1769/1/Francesco_Vezzolis_Greed_Online_Premiere">Greed. By Francesco Vezzoli.</a>"LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-66136727896812685562009-02-17T18:22:00.000-08:002009-02-17T18:30:44.006-08:00Missed Valentine's Day?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_zLGcHIusJBNptXbul4JWB90AClg7KvsqafR2_Ojzi0SJLM371K2JKisCjcShS3XxvHbHkxibwIT9ncCu8u64zYNMQ8UuwXGvnfV8Tpwdtq7_O2MBznx5h8qDSh5N3LvHBAA_AQ/s1600-h/Oops+Forgot+VD.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_zLGcHIusJBNptXbul4JWB90AClg7KvsqafR2_Ojzi0SJLM371K2JKisCjcShS3XxvHbHkxibwIT9ncCu8u64zYNMQ8UuwXGvnfV8Tpwdtq7_O2MBznx5h8qDSh5N3LvHBAA_AQ/s400/Oops+Forgot+VD.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303959138350409714" /></a><br />Don't sweat it! Besides, everything's on sale now! And you can come up with an excuse to buy her something intimate like <a href="http://www.justpaperroses.com/I-Love-You-From-Top-to-Bottom?sc=2&category=18&partner=findgift">this</a>, right?LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-41281092985641308592009-02-05T20:14:00.000-08:002009-02-05T20:15:22.942-08:00Long Island Lesbian<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ympDHrwznUo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ympDHrwznUo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Drakkar Noir!LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-83303405821922532332009-02-05T20:05:00.000-08:002009-02-05T20:08:12.793-08:00Wonder Woman's Kink<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyCcPhytjeYlnHnRVPNtu6wJrOQ7kwhpP3m3zEYyAmqff9_JXk5Cd1V383XnAwk65DdykDC9R7rPMQFwEucd075ogiXPx099xEj9PFKHSc_gymkhEAJwfR4PViURJoA-yEMPr-nw/s1600-h/wonder+woman+bondage.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyCcPhytjeYlnHnRVPNtu6wJrOQ7kwhpP3m3zEYyAmqff9_JXk5Cd1V383XnAwk65DdykDC9R7rPMQFwEucd075ogiXPx099xEj9PFKHSc_gymkhEAJwfR4PViURJoA-yEMPr-nw/s400/wonder+woman+bondage.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299530947145743938" /></a><br /><br />Okay, so she's got that golden lasso thing. But she's apparently more interesting in being tied up than using that golden lasso on anybody else. Behold: more <a href="http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=34%3Asuffering-sappho-index&id=527%3Abest-wonder-woman-bondage-yet&option=com_content&Itemid=24">Wonder Woman in Bondage</a>.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-67956626334544498852009-02-05T20:01:00.000-08:002009-02-05T20:04:09.287-08:00Truck Chicks and Tractor Chicks<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCV2ol9eK4rEbXIJ4vhpW-pufJuIYpbNe_C4uuMLh-cmCi59HdaVSXU9fvEXI8FX4By5TQ8Q91EZMejdgk8YSViVNyMwCM2EBcaGi3Ekvwq3eJ-5gwgF1EXA_4DCxycqvLrQiHCA/s1600-h/haul-my-load.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCV2ol9eK4rEbXIJ4vhpW-pufJuIYpbNe_C4uuMLh-cmCi59HdaVSXU9fvEXI8FX4By5TQ8Q91EZMejdgk8YSViVNyMwCM2EBcaGi3Ekvwq3eJ-5gwgF1EXA_4DCxycqvLrQiHCA/s400/haul-my-load.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299529875817388898" /></a><br /><br />From the delightful <a href="http://www.marriedtothesea.com/">MarriedToTheSea.com</a>, which isn't a lesbian site, but will definitely appeal to anyone in the graphic/advertising arts.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-50555883934759677262009-02-05T19:59:00.000-08:002009-02-05T20:01:22.062-08:00Varla Jean's Schoolhouse Rock Medley<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JcGU1bXeLQQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JcGU1bXeLQQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Just keep the "Interjections" sequence in your head and you'll make it though the workweek just fine!LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-80633961982891946972009-02-01T12:36:00.000-08:002009-02-01T12:40:55.337-08:00Gifts for the Breast Fetishist In Your Life<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqCTBeRJv3WADiDjZB7kny1dUm3ffg23MhWREiR1iY8m_jBoaxoNm_UVMcM7kUppHH2z-VyR4I5ixg7Dh385yKczP6McVK8CYvrwPzAJAvLIY-FrMKgKWIAsew0ghHQIRZZCZ7-A/s1600-h/lg-boob-egg-fryer.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 245px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqCTBeRJv3WADiDjZB7kny1dUm3ffg23MhWREiR1iY8m_jBoaxoNm_UVMcM7kUppHH2z-VyR4I5ixg7Dh385yKczP6McVK8CYvrwPzAJAvLIY-FrMKgKWIAsew0ghHQIRZZCZ7-A/s400/lg-boob-egg-fryer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297931309028159378" /></a><br />For the discerning friend who can't get enough of the chesty stuff, comes this clever list of <a href="http://inventorspot.com/10_boob_products">boobie-related merchandise</a>. And by "discerning," we mean "has the maturity level of a 14-year-old boi." Egg-citing stuff, indeed.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-49352720272383036652009-02-01T12:31:00.000-08:002009-02-01T12:34:12.846-08:00Interviews With My Next Girlfriend<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ygwhs0wnvYY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ygwhs0wnvYY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Winner of "Best Comedy" in the PlanetOut.com/HBO Short Movie Awards. This short appears on the "Watching You" DVD, a collection of lesbian short films.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-86185481729288340442009-02-01T12:30:00.000-08:002009-02-01T12:31:20.945-08:00You've Only Got One So Be Nice to It!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mxkUE5TtOFQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mxkUE5TtOFQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Yet another hilarious commercial that would never get airplay in the States.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-9342823300246175342009-01-12T20:03:00.000-08:002009-01-12T20:18:58.054-08:003Way: The Hottest Lesbian Comedy NOT on TV<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx0QCDXSK4_qvuVerjjZbNXQLmt2ZODuuSnh17dpwd4byS3Fe3KcOnLtaEPf7dy73pLSUs7NQ99v324oN6tRnK0IlZ8xcNkzQvnqw4y5gQwqGJ1IPmjGPyTTOWnXJQGEuZqQlgDA/s1600-h/3Way+cast.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 336px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx0QCDXSK4_qvuVerjjZbNXQLmt2ZODuuSnh17dpwd4byS3Fe3KcOnLtaEPf7dy73pLSUs7NQ99v324oN6tRnK0IlZ8xcNkzQvnqw4y5gQwqGJ1IPmjGPyTTOWnXJQGEuZqQlgDA/s400/3Way+cast.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290626252804136162" /></a><br />Newly-divorced (and straight) Siobhan has just moved in with her lesbian best friend, Roxie. Siobhan's blissfully preparing herself for a new life, "a new, tranquil, drama-free life!" <br /><br />But before she can swallow her morning bourbon chai, Roxie's new girlfriend -- and ex-girlfriend -- join the household, and all bets on tranquility are off. <br /><br />Welcome to the world of <a href="http://www.3waytv.tv/">3Way</a>!<br /><br />(Bonus: hilarious outtakes during the credits!)LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-7725944771114582512009-01-02T17:35:00.000-08:002009-01-02T17:36:34.544-08:00Resolution: Get That Butt in Shape for 2009!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1p3fPy4PtMg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1p3fPy4PtMg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> These glutes were made for walkin', baby.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-43028852467864361702009-01-02T17:31:00.001-08:002009-01-02T17:34:59.392-08:00New Movie: Lesbian Vampire Killers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk_qW0PHt1GJUEH-iVRdf40khWVy9S5OdcQ_mX8WXOsqSeRb9yDaJdCsVpqenhKjYxKC-CfQ1efj8BWzAs49h0iJMyTIf4uEKzXxkxspK5ddnq0rm265maw0gnzRXwxvXRt-ifrw/s1600-h/lesbiankillers.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 237px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk_qW0PHt1GJUEH-iVRdf40khWVy9S5OdcQ_mX8WXOsqSeRb9yDaJdCsVpqenhKjYxKC-CfQ1efj8BWzAs49h0iJMyTIf4uEKzXxkxspK5ddnq0rm265maw0gnzRXwxvXRt-ifrw/s320/lesbiankillers.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286874826181035442" /></a><br />Why wait for Halloween, when you could have "Shaun of the Dead" (but with boobies) right now? From the previews, we're expecting loads of cheesy hilariousness! Check out the promo for "<a href="http://io9.com/5119449/lesbian-vampire-killer-trailer-delivers-the-lipsticked%20and%20fanged-goods">Lesbian Vampire Killers</a>"LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-70409502620707792712009-01-02T17:29:00.000-08:002009-01-02T17:30:34.525-08:00Gay Scientists Isolate the Christian Gene<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qCzbNkyXO50&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qCzbNkyXO50&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-86573496516838162142008-12-22T21:53:00.001-08:002008-12-22T21:53:48.294-08:00Match.com commercial: "Instinct"<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SEMqQ69K4UU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SEMqQ69K4UU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14370062.post-8036269493138137152008-12-14T10:38:00.000-08:002008-12-14T10:47:00.971-08:00The Big Beautiful Wonder Woman Blog<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjWXuMN5io545SVCaLpFwGP27K9HEUEh1XtUro8MKaYu-o4i8N_9Xo-FaFHWW4CmwOORCxyQu7MCWK2EF_ZcUiuX_UMCrHU6FeVPHPfQtDRi1yeNI9Lkcjem1JOVztpjFaJ4VbCw/s1600-h/bbw+Wonder+Woman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 232px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjWXuMN5io545SVCaLpFwGP27K9HEUEh1XtUro8MKaYu-o4i8N_9Xo-FaFHWW4CmwOORCxyQu7MCWK2EF_ZcUiuX_UMCrHU6FeVPHPfQtDRi1yeNI9Lkcjem1JOVztpjFaJ4VbCw/s400/bbw+Wonder+Woman.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279718033272074066" /></a><br />Like your Amazon Princesses with more meat on their bones and some junk in the trunk? Check out this collection of fan-drawn curvacious <a href="http://fatwonderwoman.blogspot.com/">Wonder Woman art</a>, some of whom are quite hot -- and some who are downright hilarious.LNewsEditorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15516265929045096334noreply@blogger.com0