The Top 10 Little-Known Facts About Same-Sex Relationships

[from TopFive.com]


10> Most lesbians don't rent the U-Haul truck until AFTER a
second successful date.

9> Can never remember who left the toilet seat up.

8> No lesbian couples actually spend an inordinate amount of
time lounging around in Victoria's Secret lingerie,
having pillow fights and secretly wishing some guy would join
them for a sweaty threesome.

7> One person of each pair still spends too much time in the
bathroom.

6> Even lesbian couples agree that "The View" sucks.

5> Just having the same equipment doesn't make you any better at
using it.

4> A "same-sex" relationship doesn't necessarily mean
Monday night, missionary position; Tuesday night, missionary
position; Wednesday night, missionary position....

3> The relatives not only don't disown you, they show you off
like some sort of liberal trophy.

2> No matter what the gender combination, married partners STILL
don't understand each other.


and the Number 1 Little-Known Fact
About Same-Sex Relationships...


1> Same-sex or opposite-sex relationships, it still leaves
Michael Jackson as a single.