To Hell With Guitar Hero

Oh sure, you can shred and wail. Blah. Blah. Blah. But c'mon. You're not gonna be in a band. You may, however, find yourself faced with something that requires helluva lot more expertise -- and a bigger payoff. Forget Guitar Hero. Meet Vagina Hero! Note: The control unit is very complicated, but you expected that, didn't you?

Amsterdam Pride: Best Reporting Evar!

Funny -- And With Great Legs, Too!

Who doesn't love a nice set of gams? This gang of Russian office gals sets the standard for synchronized office swimming to a bouncy little tune. Look out for sharks!

Is it Harvest Time Yet?

Plus, it has the Pedo Bear seal of approval!

Be Ready for Worldwide Pride!

How to say "I'm a Lesbian" in a variety of different languages, including Klingon.

Afrikaans: Ek is lesbies.
Albanian: Jam lesbike.
Basque: Lesbiana naiz.
Bulgarian: Az sym lezbijka.
Catalan: Sóc lesbiana.
Chinese, Mandarin: tóng xìng liàn.
Croatian: Ja sam lezbijka.
Dutch: Ik ben lesbies or Ik ben lesbisch.
Esperanto: Mi estas lesbanino.
Estonian: Olen lesbi.
Finnish: Mä oon lesbo. (colloquial)
Minä olen lesbolainen. (formal)
Franglaish: Mé e lesbien.
French: Je suis lesbienne.
German: Ich bin lesbisch.
Greek, Modern: Eimai lesvia.
Hebrew: Ani lesbit.
Hungarian: Leszbikus vagyok.
Icelandic: Ég er lesbía.
Indonesian: Saya lesbi.
Irish: Is leispiach mé.
Japanese: Watashi wa rezu yo.
Klingon: be'pu' vIparHa'
Korean: Chon lesbian indaeyo. (colloquial)
Chonin lesbian imnida. (formal)
Latin: Tribas sum.
Lojban: .i mi mitpavycinglenim
Malay: Awak lesbian.
Norwegian, Bokmål: Jeg er lesbisk.
Norwegian, Nynorsk: Eg er lesbisk.
Polish: Jestem lesbijkÄ.
Portuguese: Eu sou lésbica.
Romanian: Sunt lesbianã. Sunt lesbi.
Russian: Ya lezbiyanka.
Scots Gaelic: Is leisbeach a th' annam.
Spanish: Soy lesbiana.
Swahili: Mimi ni msagaji.
Swedish: Jag är lesbisk.
Tagalog: Tomboy ako.
Thai: Di chan phen lesbian.
Toki Pona: mi olin e meli.
Turkish: Ben lezbiyenim.
Welsh: Dw i'n hoyw.