And he goes in to work one day, and his first patient comes in and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My boyfriend refuses to take off his letter sweater when we make love, and now I have this horrible rash." She takes off her shirt, and sure enough, there's a big red itchy rash in the form of an H on her chest.
The doctor says, "This is interesting, I've never seen anything quite like it before. I wonder why it occured in such an unusual shape."
"He goes to Harvard," she says.
"Ah, that would explain it," he says. He prescribes some calamine lotion and sends her on her way."
The next patient comes in and says, "Doctor, I hope you can help me with this rash. It's a little embarrassing, but it's driving me crazy."
She takes off her shirt, and displays a big, itchy, red rash in the shape of a Y. The doctor raises his eyebrows. "It's my boyfriend," she explains.
"He goes to Yale, and is so into his new letter sweater that he never takes it off, even when we're making love. Is there anything you can do?"
The doctor prescribes calamine lotion and sends patient number 2 on her way. The third patient comes in and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me!" She takes off her shirt, and there on her chest is a big, itchy, red rash in the shape of an M.
"Don't tell me," says the doctor. "Your boyfriend goes to MIT, and refuses to take off his letter sweater when you make love."
The patient looks at him with surprise. "Close," she says. "My girlfriend goes to Wellesley."
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Good Spelling Is Important
From a Craigslist ad in "Women Seeking Women":
"I love to try new things and enjoy eating out in restraints."
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Quiz: Dog Toy or Love Utensil?
How well do you know your tools? Can you tell the difference between a toy for your lover and a toy for your Labrador? Take the quiz and find out!
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Top 10 Sex Toy Patents
Link Necessity being the mother of invention, check these babies out -- and possibly kick yourself for not having invented them first!
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
The WordyGrrl Survey 2007
The WordyGrrl Survey 2007
Movies
1) What movie do you recommend most to other people? Why?
2) If you could remake a movie, which would it be and what would you change?
3) "I am almost guaranteed to like any movie that includes ________" (Yo, fill in the blank.)
Music
1) What do most people not know about your musical tastes?
2) What CD (or tape or vinyl) would people be surprised to find in your collection?
3) And the one you play so often you had to buy a replacement?
Television
1) What show is your guilty pleasure?
2) "Lifetime" -- Television for Empowering Women or Television for Victims?
3) Ever watch a political debate so you can down a shot every time they say "for the children," "Freedom" or "Democracy?"
Grade School
1) Which of your school pics is the least flattering and why?
2) Any grade school crushes? Do tell!
3) Coolest project you ever made for a grade school class?
High School
1) Which crowd did you hang with?
2) If you attended a reunion, would you arrive in your own car or a rented limo packed with champagne, coke and high-dollar hookers?
3) What happened to your high school crush?
Post High School
1) Did you serve in the military? If so, what branch and what job?
2) Did you study quietly in college or were you one of those rowdy sorority girls?
3) Ever bag a sorority girl? A military babe?
Job Life
1) What was your first paying job?
2) What was the worst job? Like so bad you'd only wish it on an enemy?
3) Most ridiculous thing you've ever heard a boss say is: ______
Real Life Skills
1) Best prank you ever pulled is:
2) If you had to cook to impress a date, what would you make (yes, with your own two hands and all the appropriate kitchen things):
3) Auto maintenance: List your three rockin' skills:
4) Stupidest question you've ever been asked on a job interview:
5) What bad lessons has your pet taught you about life?
6) What's the one household chore you'd love to hire somebody else to do?
7) Best way to spend $5 is:
8) Best way to spend a totally slothful weekend is:
9) What website do you gleefully waste the most time on?
10) Which power tool or kitchen implement would we have to pry out of your cold, dead hands?
11) What question did this survey forget to ask?
Movies
1) What movie do you recommend most to other people? Why?
2) If you could remake a movie, which would it be and what would you change?
3) "I am almost guaranteed to like any movie that includes ________" (Yo, fill in the blank.)
Music
1) What do most people not know about your musical tastes?
2) What CD (or tape or vinyl) would people be surprised to find in your collection?
3) And the one you play so often you had to buy a replacement?
Television
1) What show is your guilty pleasure?
2) "Lifetime" -- Television for Empowering Women or Television for Victims?
3) Ever watch a political debate so you can down a shot every time they say "for the children," "Freedom" or "Democracy?"
Grade School
1) Which of your school pics is the least flattering and why?
2) Any grade school crushes? Do tell!
3) Coolest project you ever made for a grade school class?
High School
1) Which crowd did you hang with?
2) If you attended a reunion, would you arrive in your own car or a rented limo packed with champagne, coke and high-dollar hookers?
3) What happened to your high school crush?
Post High School
1) Did you serve in the military? If so, what branch and what job?
2) Did you study quietly in college or were you one of those rowdy sorority girls?
3) Ever bag a sorority girl? A military babe?
Job Life
1) What was your first paying job?
2) What was the worst job? Like so bad you'd only wish it on an enemy?
3) Most ridiculous thing you've ever heard a boss say is: ______
Real Life Skills
1) Best prank you ever pulled is:
2) If you had to cook to impress a date, what would you make (yes, with your own two hands and all the appropriate kitchen things):
3) Auto maintenance: List your three rockin' skills:
4) Stupidest question you've ever been asked on a job interview:
5) What bad lessons has your pet taught you about life?
6) What's the one household chore you'd love to hire somebody else to do?
7) Best way to spend $5 is:
8) Best way to spend a totally slothful weekend is:
9) What website do you gleefully waste the most time on?
10) Which power tool or kitchen implement would we have to pry out of your cold, dead hands?
11) What question did this survey forget to ask?
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