May is Masturbation Month!

Dangit, we've been so busy celebrating it that we forgot to post an article about it weeks ago! To make up for it, here's a lovely little history lesson for all you vibrator buffs.

Music Video: The Dildo Song

Three babes cut loose with a hilarious ad for adult toys. It's The Dildo Song, and we dare you to keep this jaunty jingle out of your head all day.

Work that Junk Inside Your Trunk!

For heteros, June is historically "Brides Month"... during which two lovebirds join hands and vow to stick together until one of them cheats or gains weight or stops bathing regularly. Now that same-sex marriage is legal (or at least civil unions are), make sure you're primed for all the fun wedding receptions have to offer. Yes, that includes being ready to shake your groove thing at the reception. Curve's Holly S. DeMaagd has prepared a hiliarious Dance List to help you plan your bootshakin' moves at the next lesbian wedding. Work it, Grrl!